Because one shirt is never enough, and your GSD likely claimed the first one.

Let's be honest. You came for one shirt, and you're already eyeing three more. That's not a problem — that's excellent judgment. And we'll reward you for it.

The bigger the pack, the better the deal. Simple as that.

The Pack Pricing

🐾 The Starting Pack — Buy 3 Tees — $4 Off Per Shirt
Just $25.99 per shirt.
Three shirts. Three people in your life who finally get it. Or three shirts for you because your GSD destroyed the first two. No judgment either way.
Mix and match across any collection.

🐾 The Full Pack — Buy 6 Tees — $7 Off Per Shirt
Just $22.99 per shirt.
You've got a crew. A family. A group chat full of people who send each other GSD videos at 2 AM. This one's for them. At $22.99 a shirt, you're not just buying tees — you're spreading the GSD lifestyle, nicely.
Stack collections. Cover the whole pack.

🐾 The Alpha Pack — Buy 10 Tees — $10 Off Per Shirt
Just $19.99 per shirt.
Under $20 a shirt. Ten people in your life who are about to understand you on a level that was previously impossible to articulate. This is the move for gifts, groups, holiday hauls, and the deeply, unapologetically committed.
This is the pack that means business.

The math is simple. The more shirts in your cart, the less each one costs — and the more people in your life who finally understand what you've been living with. Mix and match across every collection. No rules. No restrictions. Just an ever-growing pack of people who get it.

Build your pack. Save your money. Spread the shenanigans.

Click below to choose your pack, or browse the site & let the savings begin!